I’m trying to teach Otis the positive tenets of buttfeminism, but he’s really upset about his ball.
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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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"DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?"
—
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
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wooooooooooww!
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Shout out to everyone who had to be their own mother/parent.
Just because your parents weren’t capable doesn’t mean you didn’t deserve love and security.
I’m proud of us, of the amazing humans we’ve raised.
props to ya’ll!!!
"I love you— I do— but I am afraid of making that love too important. Because you’re always going to leave me. We can’t deny it. You’re always going to leave."
— David Levithan, Every Day. (via bulimica)
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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your bodyWant to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
This made me very happy
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